Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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