Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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