I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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