Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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