I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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