Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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