I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
PANTIES FOUND
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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