One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I did not marry a roomba.
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