i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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