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Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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