After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He better not be in your backpack
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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