Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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