Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Sext me about skeletons
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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