how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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