awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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