i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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