I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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