i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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