how can u be prego again
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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