he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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