Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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