so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
is wine microwaveable?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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