I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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