If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
wow bdsm is so cute
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