Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
And then my night got REAL pukey
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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