i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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