You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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