there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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