let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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