Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
