Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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