today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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