Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize