Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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