I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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