TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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