when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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