He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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