i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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