why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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