Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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