Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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