I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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