how can u be prego again
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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