I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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