C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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