a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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