There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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