its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Are we still banned from the library?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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