so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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