I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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