it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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