doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Alive.
So much puke
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
