so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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