I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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